Archive for August, 2008

Elaine Benes as played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Friday, August 1st, 2008

The reason for this post is not to focus on my unrealistic aspirations to date and hopefully marry Elaine Benes, but to respond to the unanimous disapproval I find in people’s reaction to this. Men and Women alike, find this odd and perplexing. Women usually laugh, simultaneously shaking their head in disapproval, while men look [...]

No Ice

Friday, August 1st, 2008

My friend Jon and I went to an Ice Cube listening party in Hollywood for his new album Raw Footage. Guess what? Ice Cube didn’t show up. Obviously Ice Cube hasn’t put anything worthwhile out since the early nineties (with the exception of “You Can Do it” from 2003’s War & Peace, Vol. 2 which [...]